REBLOG IF YOU WANT LOVE LETTERS IN YOUR IN BOX NOW
March 2012
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ADMIN POST: Timeline Sorting
So, even as the timelines are merging, we still need some reference as to where everyone is from.
SO.
REBLOG THIS POST WITH YOUR CHARACTER’S NAME AND WHERE IN THE TIMELINE THEY’RE FROM.
askfrankjaeger: I rp anywhere on the timeline from Null to even post Shadow Moses. I try to be diverse.
The Horrors of Mardi Gras Season
ooc: sorry I haven’t exactly been around again. Things have hit one of those busy points yet again. Also, its Mardi Gras again down here in the Mississippi/Louisana area. To all of you who have no idea what that means:
Mardi Gras: (n.) mar-di graw; French festival that occurs on a selected Tuesday around this time of year. Happens only in France and Louisiana and a few surrounding states (like Mississippi).
What this holiday consists of: Parades occur usually a month before Mardi Gras ‘Fat Tuesday’ occurs.
Time Before a Parade Consist of for Most People:
- drunks
- dumb fucks with loud stereo systems
- dumber fucks with air horns
- cotton candy
- bbq
- drinking in binge volume
- buying over-priced shit off of carts that will break within a day
- more drinking
- loud noises
- port-a-pottys
- pigs on patrol breaking up fights
What Before a Parade Consists of for Me:
- avoiding every-fucking-body
- hiding out in the truck and sleeping
- reading with ipod turned WAY THE FUCK UP to tune out drunk screaming
- staying away from people so I don’t have to beat anyone within to death
- drawing
What Actual Parade Consists of:
- Pigs Leading the Concessions
- Followed by School Marching Bands
- Followed by Floats that range in number
Floats Throw Stuff at You:
- Beads
- Dabloons
- Small Stuff Animals
- Bouncy Balls
- Plastic Animals
- Over-sized Pacifiers
- Tokens
- Candy
- Other Misc. Bullshit
After Parade:
- Stupid People: Bitch and Honk to GTFO as soon as parade is over.
- Smart People: Wait for all the dumb asses from out of town to gtfo.
- Drunk People: Sing horribly, blare music and pick fights while cops smack.
Any questions on why the introvert girl with low bullshit tolerance shouldn’t go?
((hello, sorry i havent had much interaction with you so far, if any. old snake would like to see his old friend from the past again sometime :3 xx))
(ooc: Its quite alright, we’re all busy people outside of tumblr alter egos, right?)
Snake, how have you been? I do believe I made the right assumption about your…aging before my second death. Which was very, very fucking painful. How have you been over there?
Instant noodles, clone sons, and motorcycles: Why are there breasts EVERYWHERE? →
askevasboobs.tumblr.com
It’s all over my dashboard.
Don’t you women have any decency?
Boobs.
Oh. My mom’s boobs.
And that crazy DNA-kleptomaniac woman that decided I should be born and reanimated Gray Fox.Sorry….
Sorry Dave.
I…They’re even worse. Those things can seriously strangle you, you know.
*eye roll*
Then get a plain white cotton one. God. You’re not utilizing your gifts out of some insane notion that it makes you too girly, aren’t you?
Men and women should hide as many things as they need to in their underwear. Women can store more. It’s just convenient.Women have a lot of hiding places in the first place. Besides, that’s the oldest trick in the book- where do you think men are going to look first?
*reads above conversation and simply remains quiet until he hears his name* Did somebody say my name?
Bored. Amuse me Tumblr!
- BLACK = I would date you.
- GREEN = I think you’re cute.
- PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog.
- ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
- RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
- YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
- BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
- PINK = I think you are unattractive.
- GREY = lets fuck
Send me a dirty question. If I'm too embarrassed to answer it, you win.
there’s just no way i can lose
Don’t go TOO far, please.
what kind of underwear are you wearing.
None…its night time and I choose to run around naked in my humble little cabin in Alaska.
(*inserts mental fan service*)
Ask for my IM and I'll talk to you as Frank.
Offer available tonight only (may also do this on other nights, at a later time, depending on how popular it becomes). Make sure you tell me who you are when you add. RP is welcome.
[[ OMG THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER. ]]
(And you wanna know where it came from? The whole thought came from me looking at a post on here of deadmau5 giving out Skrillex’s phone number on his shirt with a ‘you mad bro’ under it. Its like…I…should…give out my IM…on select nights! <3)
Ask for my IM and I'll talk to you as Frank.
Offer available tonight only (may also do this on other nights, at a later time, depending on how popular it becomes). Make sure you tell me who you are when you add. RP is welcome.
Yellow.
7 Facts about my Childhood:
1. I don’t wish what happened to me on anyone, because not many people can stomach the things I’ve seen and done.
2. Once I was in a tree and threw a grenade out of it and it exploded and killed 10 people before anyone knew what had happened.
3. A few of the countries I’ve fought in as a child include: Vietnam, Laos, Iraq, Mozambique, Tanzania, Zimbabwe, South Africa, Zambia, Costa Rica, and Nicaragua.
4. Portions of my childhood are inaccessible to me because of the brainwashing performed on me during my time as The Perfect Soldier.
5. I saw my own mother killed by a bomb that was dropped. I sustained several injuries.
6. The red bandanna I’m often seen sporting was one of the few things my father left me; I never met the man.
7. The incident that led to Naomi becoming an orphan was due to bad information.
You and your sister, Naomi... when you were both living as civilians, away from battle, did you ever spend time just hanging out, doing brother and sister type stuff?
Actually, we did. When I got time to come home to the states when I was working with FOXHOUND I would go to a house I specifically bought near DC just to spend time with her. She and I would watch those sappy chick flicks and she liked to ride with me on my bike.
Dear person I like,
Dear Person I Like,
I’m sorry that I never told you how I felt and that I’ve done such a horrible thing to you. I’m sorry that I didn’t come back and steal you away after everything went south, and mostly I’m sorry for not being a better man for you. You didn’t deserve me.
My Deepest Apologies,
Frank Jaeger
